As I lugged box after box from our furnace room up All Those Stairs (people who have been to our Colorado house known of which I speak) it wasn't just the boxes that were heavy. These were boxes of computer books and magazines, and all of them went into our recycle can for next week's pickup. With each tip of a box into the recycle can, my heart grew heavier. These were not somebody else's DOS programming books. Uh-uh. These were copies of Degunking Windows, Degunking Your PC, Degunking Your Email, Spam, and Viruses, Jeff Duntemann's Drive-By Wi-Fi Guide, and Assembly Language Step By Step, 2E (2000).
Lots of them.
When an author writes a book, the publisher typically sends him one or more boxes of books without charge. I've been a published tech book author since mid-1985. Do the math. Ok, sure, I no longer have box quantities of Complete Turbo Pascal. However, I do have the printed manuscript for Complete Turbo Pascal 2E (1986) in a monsteroso 3-ring binder. (See above.) The damned thing is 4" thick. That book was work. And if I recall (I no longer have it) the printed manuscript for Borland Pascal 7 From Square One was in two binders, each 3" thick. I also found the original submission manuscript for Pascal from Square One with Pascal/MT+, from mid-1984. That manuscript was sold, but the publisher prevailed upon me to rewrite it for another Pascal compiler whose name you'd know. (Alas, they changed the title on me. But they're dead, and I'm still alive, so I win. And there will be a Lazarus from Square One someday.) Do I keep these manuscripts? I still have the word processor files on disk, though I'm not entirely sure about the Pascal/MT+ ones. It's another ten or twelve pounds of paper, and I freely admit I haven't looked at either binder since we moved to Colorado in 2003. So I guess they have to go.
How heavy can your heart get before it collapses into a black (red?) hole?
I know a lot of you have been through one or more ensmallenings of your own, because you've told me. A couple of you have offered me your complete runs of PC Techniques/VDM. I already have five or six copies of all sixty issues. I'm keeping a full set. The others will feed the can as soon as I catch my breath enough to lug them up the stairs. (I'm not writing this entry because I have time on my hands...)
A lot of other odd stuff has come to light: My original Rio MP3 player, year unknown. A box of 3.5" floppies. My father's medium-format Graflex camera. My own trusty but now useless Nikon film SLR. What's to become of it? The Rio is scrap, as is Carol's final-generation APS film camera. My SLR is probably not worth much anymore. About my dad's Graflex I have no idea. I'll probably keep them both for the time being. A great deal of other stuff is going out on the curb. The concrete people are replacing the garage slab on May 4, and the garage has to be dead-empty by then. What needs to be kept from the garage collection has to come down to the furnace room, which means gobloads of other stuff must exit the furnace room first, and forever.
Man, this is work. And work at 6600 feet, at that.
You've heard me say this before, though I've forgotten who said it originally: Not everything from your past belongs in your future. Keep everything that reminds you of your past, and you end up turning into a museum that only you ever enter...
...if you ever actually do.
Time's up. Another load or six needs to go up the stairs. They say it gets easier after the first twenty loads. I guess I'll find out.