on November 13th, 2012 at 08:50 pm
Last week, when nobody was looking, Colorado legalized marijuana. There's some paper-pushing to be done, but at some point marijuana will be sold to those over 21 under much the same sort of regulatory mechanism as alcohol. The referendum got surprisingly little press, even here at home, and doubly even here in Colorado Springs, where Certain People just can't shake the suspicion that somebody, somewhere, is having too much of a good time. I've been getting email from a few of my friends who have been (or maybe still are) users, asking me how we pulled it off.
It's called democracy. People in Colorado got sick of a certain kind of intrusive government, and they kicked government's ass. This is what initiative systems are for. As best I can tell it wasn't that hard, for reasons I'll relate shortly.
There was a Kliban cartoon in the January 1972 Playboy (this link is the best I could find) that simply nails the absurd position that marijuana has held in the national neurosis since the 1920s. In case you can't see it well, the cartoon depicts a cop hauling a guy into the police station wearing a costume that looks remarkably like a certain illegal plant. The caption, spoken by the police chief: "I admire your initiative, Flynn, but we can't arrest them for impersonating marijuana."
For most of a century, we have allowed ourselves to be so terrified of a weed that even the idea of looking like marijuana gets our cortisol coursing. Carol bought a houseplant decades ago called a false aralia. The first time I saw it, a chill ran down my spine. (I had never seen the real thing except in books.) If it weren't for the boggling amount of money wasted and the number of young lives ruined, the whole business would be sitcom fodder. It's all now coming apart.
Here's my analysis of why it happened:
That's "how we pulled it off." Here, at the risk of getting screamed at by my conservative readership, is why I think it's a good thing:
None of this is original with me, but it's the position I've come to after much thought and a fair bit of research. (Most recent piece of which: Super Charged by Jim Rendon. Decent, but not worth hardcover prices. Wait for the paperback or watch for it used.)
So. Given that even possessing marijuana remains a federal crime, will anything come of it? Invading Colorado with hundreds of door-kicking DEA thugs could turn Colorado red next election. Don't wait up for it. The Feds will make a great deal of noise, but the same thing will happen as happened in 2000, when Colorado approved medical marijuana: nothing.
I think we're approaching a sort of tipping point: The more states that legalize marijuana without dogs and cats living together, the sillier that all the sound and fury over marijuana becomes. Sooner or later the Feds will quietly fold, and even the Republicans will vote to repeal marijuana prohibition. As goes the US goes the rest of the Western world. It won't be next year or the year after, but I still hold that it's science fiction, not fantasy. Moreover, it's dull science fiction. (Rather like Bowl of Heaven...but I get ahead of myself.)